Gods and Monsters
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005Check out this FAQ I stumbled across reading Patrick’s Blog. So, god doesn’t exist. That’s some news! Very unfortunate for those believers, isn’t it? But not all is lost! Why, there’s still the FSM to belive in. I mean, yes, it’s also a god, but it’s the real one, really! There’s all the evidence (read: no evidence) you’ll ever need to justify your believe in a being which guides your steps, relieves your pain and carries your burden. sic(k)!
Ok, so much for me beeing a heretic and sarcastic prick. But there really is a point to it. And when those right-winged, lobotomized followers of intelligent design will take over the world, which surely will happen considered their god is on their side, I’m sure to be one the right side (not right like in direction or political preference but right like "Yeah! Correct. I’m actually right. Again!"). Which will be the wrong side. Which will be the loosing one. But still the right for me, for that’s where I feel much more comfortable.
So if anyone feels treated unfairly for his believes (which at least implies that someone is actually reading this), be assured: I respect anyones believes, gods and monsters, but please keep them to yourself. Well, it’s still believing, isn’t it? My father used to say the following: "Glauben heisst nichts wissen, und nichts wissen heisst dumm sein." which can be translated as "Believing means not knowing (anything) and not knowing (anything) means being stupid." Harsh words, but there’s truth in it for me.
